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Prince Avalanche is a slow film that’s not in a hurry to get anyway where, but somehow the film doesn’t drag, which is an impressive feat in of
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Wes Anderson cranks it up to 11.
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DVD Reviews
Imagine a serial killer tale with elements of Clueless, Heathers, and other high school films tossed in.
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John Snow vs the Volcano.
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Media
Well here it is, the first trailer for Guardians Of The Galaxy, the next Marvel Comics movie, hitting theaters August 1, 2014.
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DVD Reviews
For a film I was not expecting to like, I was really pleasantly surprised how good Best Man Down turned out to be.
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Blu-ray Reviews
Kristen Wiig is mostly known for her very quirky characters. So what happens when she plays a leading role a little more subtly?
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Media
The Muppets spoofed Green Lantern, so Legos think Superman is game to poke fun.
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Media
Schmidt and Jenko are back. This time at a new address.
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Blu-ray Reviews
The biggest problem with Paranoia is that while it’s supposed to be techno thriller, it's lacking in thrills.
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DVD Reviews
The Twilight films have all but ruined the vampire genre for a while. At least that’s what I thought until I sat down and watched Kiss of the
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DVD Reviews
Thanks to Marvel, Thor now has a massive cinematic presence. He is one of the great heroes. He is an Avenger! Well, someone out there must really hate
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I can see how if you watched enough of it you might get to enjoy the annoying quirks of the characters, but this 90 minutes was not enough
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BAS! mostly feels like Arachnophobia meets King Kong with a little bit of Aliens thrown in.
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Features
Mike's best of 2013
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I’m not a huge poetry fan, but this is a great documentary about a great and important man in our culture.
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Blu-ray Reviews
One can’t help but wonder if Sam Raimi saw this film before making his Evil Dead films; there are some striking similarities between Cushing’s close ups when killing
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DVD Reviews
It's kind of like Oz Jr.
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Highland Park is very bleak but it's also dull and boring.
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DVD Reviews
Despite a good idea, Rock Jocks treads familiar Clerks/...Waiting territory. And not in a good way.
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Blu-ray Reviews
This is a darker, more personal film that manages to feel like a Shane Black film and finds it's place in the Iron Man franchise at the same
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Blu-ray Reviews
This very much feels like the Australian version of M*A*S*H spending more time in the camp with guys goofing around then actually out in the jungle fighting.
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Columns
Mike Noyes offers up his two cents on the major casting announcement of Ben Affleck (or as he calls him, "The Aff") as Batman/Bruce Wayne in the Man
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Blu-ray Reviews
What makes Dragon a better than average kung fu film is that it doesn’t play out like your average kung fu film.
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Blu-ray Reviews
Fortress is extremely high concept and has a lot of fun elements going on in it.
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Brother Bear came at a dark time for Disney animation and it shows in the storytelling.
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Blu-ray Reviews
An animated family feature with a great message about togetherness and accepting people who are different than us, which every kid could use a little more of.
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Blu-ray Reviews
Mike Noyes tells us why Disney's G-rated version of Victor Hugo's classic novel should have never had a sequel.
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DVD Reviews
Ethan Hawke gives a great performance and steps out of his comfort zone in The Women in the Fifth
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Blu-ray Reviews
As a whole, I don’t know how historically accurate this film is, but if you’re interested in Chinese history at all, or at the very least just a
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