Bachelor Pad Listing
Features
Murtz |
September 17, 2016
Here's my exclusive interview with Tenley!
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Previews
Tonight marks the season premiere of Bachelor In Paradise, and according to the show's host... it isn't anything like Bachelor Pad and that is apparently a good thing.
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Reviews
Oddly, ‘wowsa’ is a phrase that comes to mind. I really never thought I would use that phrase, yet here I am, still reeling from the effects of
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Reviews
Finally, the episode we’ve all been waiting for. Having spoiled the results for myself (it’s hard to resist temptation when you care so little for the show), I
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Reviews
…can you believe we’re still watching this mess? This show is such nonsense. I do this for you, I hope y’all know that. Four couples are left. I
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Reviews
You would think that by now I have learned my lesson. That by now I would understand that editing is a wondrous thing and can make you believe
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Reviews
Sup, peeps. So last night’s episode wasn’t as exciting and riveting as last week’s but it certainly had its moments, no? I was expecting some light to be
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Reviews
I’ve skimmed through last week’s episode and am basically caught up. For those of you who didn’t see it, here’s the gist: Kalon took Lindzi on a date
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Reviews
Hello dear friends, how I’ve missed you so! I managed to survive my week away and I have to admit, coming home and watching last week’s PVR’d episode
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Reviews
When Chris Harrison handed the Bachelor Pad contestants some nasty questionnaires to fill out for this week’s challenge, one of the bimbos in the house said “Things are
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Reviews
Okay clearly somebody upstairs does not want me to watch Bachelor Pad. For the third week in a row, I experienced technical difficulties – this time a faulty
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Reviews
There are a lot of terrible shows on TV. I mean, I’ve seen a few minutes of that one where Pauly D and other non-celebrities date hot women,
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Reviews
Okay, I’m just gonna say it. I’m about as into the Olympics as I’m into the royal family. If you remember my rants about Kate Middleton’s horrific wardrobe
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Reviews
Ready for installment #2 of the grossest show on TV? No? Well buckle up anyway, because I’m about to tell you all about it. We began with a
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Reviews
Is it true? Am I really back, recapping Bachelor Pad AGAIN? Yes, it is true. And you know what? I do it all for you. That’s right, I
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Reviews
The joy that spread across my face last night from the moment I cast my eyes upon the slick, wet driveway of the Bachelor Pad mansion is almost
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Columns
It’s with mixed feelings that, every summer, I flip through a gallery of the latest Bachelor Pad. Yes, OK, the strongest of those feelings is always disgust. In
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Reviews
I feel dirty. No, for reals – I had a shower right before I watched Bachelor Pad last night, and by the end of the episode I felt
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News
Murtz |
September 12, 2011
While it was spoiled earlier, it was officially confirmed tonight. Blake Julian and Holly Durst are engaged. The news is even more shocking as in addition to the
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News
Murtz |
September 8, 2011
In one of the most shocking stories in Bachelor histories, rumours have now started to surface that Holly Durst and Blake Julian are engaged. The news comes on
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Reviews
Just when you think Bachelor Pad can’t sink to a new low, it does! Yes, I’d almost forgotten about last season’s wet, sloppy kissing contest. I think the
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Reviews
Hi again, folks! Believe it or not, I’m back with another Bachelor Pad recap. Yeah, it feels like this show should be over by now to me too,
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Reviews
Hello again, folks! The second episode of Bachelor Pad was on last night, and whether you watched it or not you’d better read this recap. Let’s get started!
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Reviews
Let me preface this post by saying that my back is in full spasm. FULL lock-down. After sitting at a desk all day working, when I can literally
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Reviews
It’s baa-aaack! Yes, the show that makes you want to spray your TV with Lysol and rinse your eyes out with Purell has returned, skeezier and creepier than
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Reviews
Since we were spared two hours of Ashley last night, I felt rejuvenated enough to blog regardless, this time on something we’re all totally excited for –
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Reviews
The cast for this summer’s second installment of the raunchy, fame-whore filled, disgusting Bachelor Pad has been revealed, and there are few surprises. So, let’s discuss. The Women
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Features
As some of you may or may not know, on one of the episodes of my show, I proposed to Bachelor Pad winner Natalie Getz in an effort
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News
The 3rd challenge will be a Kissing Contest. Everybody left must be blindfolded and make out with everyone left of the opposite sex. Ashley Elmore didn’t participate because
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Shows
The latest and raciest installment of the Bachelor(ette) franchise debuted last night, and it was really something. It’s one part Bachelor(ette), one part Big Brother, one part Temptation
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