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Book argues that there's no such thing as bad movies — only bad audiences.
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In pursuit of Fame. Henry Jaglom's sequel to Hollywood Dreams not much to dream about.
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Who wants to live forever when bad movies must not die?
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Fable: Teeth of Beasts is a movie so bad it might just give you eye cancer.
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Italian science fiction film a hodge-podge of plagiarism, offensive to Texans
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The movie is a love letter from the Insane Clown Posse to their fans — a never-ending string of shout-outs, rapper cameos, and allusions to the juggalo culture.
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Low-budget western fires mostly blanks.
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I don’t care how much your movie cost. I’ve seen enough amazing micro-budget films where I no longer believe in Special Olympics movie reviewing.
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Looking at the DVD cover for Metamorphosis, Jenö Hodi’s 2007 vampire movie that has just recently been released on DVD in America, it’s pretty obvious that you haven’t
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Documentary about laughter fails to elicit even a smile from this reviewer.
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The movie offers plenty of red hearings and cheap tricks but I’ll be the first to warn you the ending is ultimately unsatisfying.
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A terrible horror movie not to be confused with the terrible horror movie of the same name that was released last year.
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Can a movie this bad improve upon a second viewing? Does a bear poop in a funny hat?
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Steel is a cautionary tale of what audiences might have gotten if Iron Man had been made in the ‘90s.
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Today in Bad Movies Done Right: Dean Cain stars in Mega Bill vs. Giant Snark
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Greydon Clark’s Hi-Riders provides a big, juicy ‘70s exploitation kiss to one of the greatest feuds since Tom Cruise and his homosexuality: bikers and rednecks.
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Slickly produced and with a ton of fascinating information, Tapped had the potential to be the next Food, Inc. if only it didn’t rely so much on gotcha
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Poseidon is a film that achieves everything it set out to accomplish. Unfortunately, the film set its goals pretty damn low.
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There are three rules when it comes talking to women. Number one: Ask questions; don't say anything because all women wanna do is talk about themselves. Two: Be
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For The Stranger I'd recommend taking a shot every time a character does something stupid but I’d feel responsible when you got alcohol poisoning before the film’s halfway
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Three stuntmen walk into a bar and order up one big collective glass of meh.
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Chris Klein reveals himself to have been the victim of a talent vampire. Let us mourn.
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Formally forgotten, Gone with the Pope has received a new lease on life thanks to Oscar-winning film editor Bob Murawski
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Dick Dyszel was a man torn between three alter egos: a clown, a captain and a count
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If there is a list of the patron saints of bad movies, chances are good the Kuchar brothers’ names reside somewhere on that list.
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Showgirls is the female impersonator of director Paul Verhoeven’s filmography — and he’s a guy obsessed with the vagina.
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Before Nollywood Babylon I associated Nigeria with either e-mail scams or the villainous cannibals from District 9. Now, I also associate the country with bad movies.
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Robert Saucedo like a werewolf movie. What a shocker!
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Bell has no chemistry with anyone in this film except for her cell phone, and talks to pieces of artwork with more emotion than she does any of
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