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Columns
Backlash looms as some WWE folks are getting ready to come in a distant 2nd to the GREATEST MATCH IN THE HISTORY OF HUMAN EXISTENCE: Styles vs Bryan!
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Spoilers
An unconventional and historic night on a few fronts.
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Columns
It's the final pre-Manias show, so get ready for the quickest, laziest build towards Strowman vs. Goldberg possible.
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Columns
For the second week running, SmackDown is coming from the WWE Performance Centre, where Goldberg and Roman Reigns meet to make their WrestleMania match official.
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10 Thoughts
WWE held a PPV. It was… a PPV.
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Columns
It's suddenly the final SmackDown before Elimination Chamber, which is more of a shock to me than it should be.
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Columns
After having my heart ripped out of my chest by Dolph Ziggler, I'm in a fragile condition and in no mood to deal with anything Corbin-shaped.
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Columns
It's the night we finally see Heavy Machinery's Otis squire Mandy Rose about the town...
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Columns
WWE may have accidentally discovered immortality. Unfortunately, it resides in the Roman/Corbin storyline.
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Columns
They're letting wrestlers pick stipulations, because wrestlers are stupid and never try to make the matches ludicrously unfair.
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Columns
It's the second SmackDown of the new decade, and King Corbin and Lacey Evans are already dangerously close to making me drink my feelings.
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Columns
The Usos are back, so I'm using all of my DUI jokes now in case one or both of them gets arrested again before next week.
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Columns
I'm recovering from an absolute arsehole of an election, so this review might feature some pretty colourful material: fair warning.
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Columns
On this week's SmackDown, Bray Wyatt gives a masterclass in effective heel-work, and King Corbin does the opposite.
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Columns
It's the final chance for all three teams to fire their shots before Survivor Series (provided no-one plans to be a dick at WarGames)...
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Columns
The war of brand supremacy rages on, with SmackDown and NXT clashing while RAW seems above such things.
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Columns
Breaking news: SmackDown's basically shit again.
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Columns
We're through the draft and on the road to sunny, horrifying Saudi Arabia...
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News
At NYCC over the weekend, Entertainment Earth had a panel that showed off these new WWE Elite action figures!
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Columns
It's...I'm...I don't know how I feel about this. I don't know how I feel about anything anymore. Everything is horrible and confusing.
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Columns
Kofi Kingston finds out who the latest challenger to his WWE Championship is, while the landscape of SmackDown is still reeling from the reunification of the Bludgeon Brothers.
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Columns
We're only days away from Clash of Champions...
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Columns
Bryan and Rowan claim to have found some evidence that's going to blow this whole case wide open...
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10 Thoughts
Extreme Rules stirrers up WWE!
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Columns
We're a few days away from Extreme Rules, and you can just feel the...mild apathy...
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Columns
We're less than two weeks from Extreme Rules, where we'll get to watch the Undertaker accidentally kill a man...
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Columns
Kofi Kingston faces a new and dangerous challenger in Samoa Joe and more...
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10 Thoughts
It’s WWE! It’s a PPV! I watched it! FML!
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Columns
We're days away from Stomping Ground, so expect dramatic monologues from Dolph Ziggler and spotlight-stealing from Shane McMahon.
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News
Who lost their last names now?
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