SmarK Rant Listing
Columns
My eternal quest to string together somewhat-related DVD reviews brings us this time around to a pair of comedic-slanted action movies, one of which is much better than
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Reviews
The build to Wrestlemania X continues, Marty Jannetty makes his exit off-screen, and Vince McMahon is in rare form on commentary.
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Reviews
The SmarK Legacy Rant for Monday Night RAW – February 7 1994 – Taped from Bushkill, PA. – Your hosts are Vince McMahon & Bastion Booger. Mike Shaw
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News
I'm back with the 1994 RAW rants, as Marty Jannetty faces Johnny Polo but appears to be so stoned that he's trying to work a totally different match
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Columns
No, I'm not reviewing the new Fame DVD. Thank god. Even I have some standards. However, both selections this time definitely tie into the musical theme.
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PPVs
The SmarK Retro Rant for WWE Royal Rumble 2006 – Live from Miami, FL. – Your hosts are Joey & King & Tazz & Cole
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PPVs
The SmarK Retro Rant for WWF Royal Rumble 1994 – I’m stuck with the Anthology DVD version, which at least has much better video quality than my original
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Reviews
The SmarK Legacy Rant for Monday Night RAW – January 24 1994 – Taped from Richmond, VA. The night after a major PPV? – Your hosts are Vince
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Columns
Cloudy's got Neil Patrick Harris as a MONKEY and Bruce Campbell as the slimy mayor?! Why didn't someone TELL me that?
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Columns
I had a bad feeling about this one as soon as I opened the package
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Columns
As much as I love a good Hollywood popcorn movie, there were many times in 2009 when I wondered who the hell green-lighted so many pieces of crap
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Reviews
The SmarK Legacy Rant for Monday Night RAW – January 17 1994 – Taped from Richmond, VA. – Your hosts are Vince McMahon & Crush. God, this is
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Reviews
(Apparently this Bret Hart guy is all the rage right now among the kids, so here’s a repost of the DVD rant from 2004, with some formatting and
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Reviews
The SmarK Legacy Rant for Monday Night RAW – January 3 1994 – Taped from Poughkeepsie, NY, for the fourth week in a row. Now I’ve been to
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Reviews
Christmas-time shows are rarely any good, and this one is no exception.
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Reviews
The SmarK Legacy Rant for Monday Night RAW – December 20 1993 – Taped from Poughkeepsie, NY. – Your hosts are Vince & Shawn Michaels. I guess they’re
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Blu-ray Reviews
OK, let's call a spade a spade here. If you're the kind of crazed Rocky Balboa fan who's buying this set, you're not buying it for Rocky or
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Shows
Lots of star power this week, and a new color commentator joins Vince McMahon as they search for Bobby Heenan's permanent replacement.
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Columns
I was a big fan of Borat until it became a kind of ubiquitous Austin Powers-like source of annoying quotes for hipster douchebags everywhere.
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Reviews
The SmarK DVD Rant for Hell In A Cell – I’m talking about the 3-disc DVD set here, not the recent PPV. I know this is an older
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Reviews
It's the end of an era for the WWF with this episode.
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Reviews
The SmarK Legacy Rant for Monday Night RAW – November 29 1993 – Live from White Plains, NY. – Your hosts are Vince and Bobby.
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PPVs
1993 was not a good year on PPV and this is a fine example of why that was.
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Columns
This week Scott examines the question that has baffled movie producers since time immemorial: Are cavemen and dinosaurs funny?
No, of course not, don't be ridiculous.
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Reviews
The SmarK Legacy Rant for Monday Night RAW – November 15 1993 – Taped from Bushkill, PA. – Your hosts are Vince & Bobby, as Randy Savage is
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Reviews
Survivor Series 93 is coming up and the show is in cruise control until then, except for a pretty hot Crush v. Savage feud.
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Blu-ray Reviews
If there's one lesson in life you need to take from Hollywood, it's this: ALWAYS give the gypsy what she wants.
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PPVs
Glad I took the chance on this one and caught it at the theater tonight, because outside of some low points this was one of the better WWE
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Reviews
RAW itself this week isn't terribly notable aside from setting up a tag team title match later on, but there's a bonus match that's VERY interesting.
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Reviews
It's the Savage-Crush Summit, and Scott Steiner tries to kill Justin Credible. But in a good way.
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