{"id":3277732,"date":"2011-11-17T12:00:36","date_gmt":"2011-11-17T17:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/insidepulse.dev\/?p=277732"},"modified":"2011-11-15T16:30:59","modified_gmt":"2011-11-15T21:30:59","slug":"the-muppets-get-sparkly-posters-the-twilight-saga-breaking-dawn-part-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/insidepulse.com\/2011\/11\/17\/the-muppets-get-sparkly-posters-the-twilight-saga-breaking-dawn-part-1\/","title":{"rendered":"The Muppets Get Sparkly Posters &#8211; <I>The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1<\/I>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In something reeking of both timeliness and awesomeness, <I>The Muppets<\/I> have new theme posters based off the <I>Twilight<\/I> saga.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Plot Summary: <\/strong> On vacation in Los Angeles, Walter, the world&#8217;s biggest Muppet fan, and his friends Gary (Segel) and Mary (Adams) from Smalltown, USA, discover the nefarious plan of oilman Tex Richman (Cooper) to raze the Muppet Theater and drill for the oil recently discovered beneath the Muppets former stomping grounds. 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