PICS OF CHEETAH GIRLS SINGER'S ASS HIT THE INTERNET AMID (ALLEGED) DIABOLICAL EXTORTION SCHEME

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After supposedly paying $1000 to get back a laptop computer stolen from New York’s John F. Kennedy International Airport, it appears as if Cheetah Girls singer Adrienne Bailon has been further hosed by the choad or choads who took it, after semi-nude photos (apparently found on said laptop by the perpetrator) of Bailon have been discovered circulating on the Internet.

Bailon, 25, had been traveling through the airport late last month when she realized that a bag containing her laptop had been taken from her luggage cart. The theft was immediately reported to the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey, though the big break in the case came in the form of an anonymous call placed to Hollywood Records headquarters. The caller told a representative at the label that he had taken the laptop but would return it in exchange for $1000 in cash. A meeting was set up between a representative for Bailon and the man at the airport, where the laptop was returned as promised, though it was later discovered that several image files were missing or had been copied… image files that were actually of Bailon… posing for her webcam… without any pants on. Score!

What makes this particular story even more interesting is that much like the Vanessa Hudgens scandal, Bailon’s schtick, girl group The Cheetah Girls, has a mostly tween-girl target demographic. A spokesman for the singer told reporters, “The photos that have surfaced of Adrienne Bailon were stolen from her laptop over a week ago at an airport in NY and sent to several media outlets. These photos were taken in private. Adrienne will be pursuing legal action against the person or persons sending these private photos out. Adrienne is deeply sorry for any pain this may have caused to her fans.”

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There are reports saying that the pictures had been taken as a birthday present for Bailon’s boyfriend and socialite/celebutard Rob Kardashian, though it seems as if the rest of us will also receiving our birthday present from her, a little early (or late, as it were) this year. While this really sucks for Miss Bailon, taking taboo pictures of yourself comes with a great deal of responsibility, and they should be guarded to the degree that one would like to keep them under wraps. On the other hand, it was been posited that after seeing how Vanessa Hudgens’ stock rose exponentially (cue the erection joke), this was all staged in order to get Bailon some cheap heat. It does seem sort of suspicious that the guy wasn’t apprehended or at the very least questioned when returning the laptop, and that someone who had stolen something at one of the busiest airports in the world would then proceed to return to the busy airport (with many witnesses) for a meeting to return the item.

One thing’s for sure, though—clever ruse or not, that is one of the finest Puerto Rican asses I’ve seen in a very long time. Seriously… I almost smacked the computer monitor. It’s not going to be much of a threat to Rob Kardashian’s big sis, of course, but she should still be able to hang with that family.

(NS4W.org, TMZ.com)