Yeah, so this one’s almost a week old, but I’ve been sick since last Tuesday…

A couple weeks ago during a Pussycat Dolls concert in Amsterdam, Nicole Scherzinger (the Beyoncé of the group) suffered a bit of a wardrobe malfunction (don’t click on this or the next link at work, or you may get canned), as her dress slipped down, revealing some top-notch nipple action.

That there is quality… I could use that thing as a coaster for my mug of echinacea tea as I nurse myself back to health. I can only hope that the feedback for this is so positive that the group changes their approach and becomes an all-topless act. Concert sales would go through the roof!

While Scherzinger hasn’t publicly commented on her incident, Solange Knowles (a.k.a. Beyoncé’s little sis… yes, I managed to work her into both items), who committed a similar faux pas last Monday during a fashion event in New York, is mortified to have had her nipple “on display for all the world to see,” since she doesn’t try to capitalize on sex as part of her image. She wrote on her Twitter page, “I always wear undies, never been carried out of the club drunk, I won’t even pose for King (men’s magazine) or any ‘eye candy’ type shoots…”

Yeah, right. Who’s to say that she’s ever even been asked? Why have Beyoncé’s little sister on the cover of your magazine when you could just have Melissa Ford or Vida Guerra for the tenth time and sell ten times as many magazines?