Musican Takes Credit For Starting Bon Jovi Death Rumor

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A Pennsylvania musician has admitted to starting the Bon Jovi death rumor, thus giving himself 15 seconds of fame.  The man apparently started the rumor through a friend’s Twitter account, due to frustration over Bon Jovi’s lack of focus on musical matters as of late.  Hasn’t this guy heard “Lost Highway”?  Let Bon Jovi open restaurants instead, the world is better off.