It’s 4:30. Hyatte didn’t write a news again. I might as well. Partial credit to the great CW for adding all the special little HTML things in here, he’s a great guy and I’d like to have his children!
I’m slightly intoxicated but I’ll try to stick to the news. This’ll be a quick one.
News!!!!
GOLDBERG IS MY BI-ATCH!
Hyatte personally reduced Sean, Bob and Dusty to whiny useless nothings. I GOT GOLDBERG! After recieving loads of hatemail from you after you read my commentary on Goldberg’s anti-WWF statements in response to the WTC attacks, Goldberg recinded the statements on Goldbergbook.com! I thank me. I’m a fudging ass.
SMACKDOWN SUCKED
Rob Van Dam did defeat Kurt Angle, but besides that it was a sucky show. McCluskey covered the whole thing here. McCluskey is such a nice guy on AIM. Go Red Sox! I have a feeling they’re going to go all the way this year!
CHRISTIAN TO APPEAR ON BYTE THIS! Jew to have a rock thrown at him by a Palestinian.
Yes, Christian will be on Byte This! He will talk about stepping up to the plate and so forth. I love Christian. I think that he and Rob Van Dam should headline Wrestlemania 2004. It’ll probably be Stone Cold vs. The Rock. Dirty glass ceiling! Damn you to hell!
Lance Storm still hates to fly and Kidman was injured in OVW. I should be sleeping now.
IF YOU PLUG IT UP, IF YOU PLUG IT UP I’LL NEVER START!
Mr. Nason has brought us a new Fight Club. It’s about Tag Team Wrestling. You can find it here. I can honestly say it’s the best thing I’ve ever read in my entire life.
Mr.Grut, or Grutman, as I hope to start phasing my real name back into my work here. I was nervous people would hate my first one alot. I just wanted to make sure people didn’t look me up and bug me. Now that people pretty much like me save for a few, I feel comfortable using my real name, Grutman. Or maybe I’ll stick with Grut. I could give a damn. I wrote a new wrestling tale. Go read it or I’ll cry. Wrestling Tale.
Too tired. I worte two columns today. No closer.
Oh, why not?
DOING THE FUNKY LOBSTER DANCE!
If you wanna party with me don’t you put on a frown
You just do the funky lobster dance all throughout your town
And if you want to boogey baby get your hand out of my pants
Cause you know I don’t do freaky I do the funky lobster dance!
Funky Lobster
Uh!
Doing the funky lobster dance!
Funky Lobster
Huh?
Won’t you give it half a chance
Funky Lobster
Muh!
Funky Lobstering all night!
Funky Lobster!
Buh!
Just do the funky lobster right!
I wrote that song, then I wrote a ten page story based on it. Email me if you want the story. If not, I’m Joshua Grutman. Goodnight.
