Live from Providence, RI
Announcers are JR & The King
Report done *EXCLUSIVELY* for InsidePULSE by PK
Thanks to SmackDown Recapper Raven West for covering RAW the past few weeks. He may be here next week as well…as I will have my real job to tend to next Monday night.
Recap of Batista giving HHH the Demon Bomb through a table.
HHH’s music plays, and he comes down to the ring, in his tights. He gets on the mic and says that there is no way he is afraid of Batista. HHH says that after 2 years under the learning tree, we all think Batista is the man to take him down. He calls Batista a child in this business, and he is his father. HHH says that when a child gets out of line, it is the father’s job to slap him back down, and that is exactly what is going to happen at WM. The Hurricane’s music hits…oh, they are wrestling.
Triple H vs. The Hurricane
Helms barely gets in the ring, and HHH shoves him back out. HHH tosses him into the ringsteps, and then nails a Pedigree on the steel ramp.
No Contest
HHH says that he is waiting for Batista to arrive tonight.
Commercials.
WWE Rewind: Hassan slapping the shit out of Benoit.
IM PK time. This week, I am polling on what to call Hassan’s finishing move for good (I know this has gone on for too long, but I need a solid answer). Either The 747, The Aviator, or The Boeing. IM me at baddasspk to vote!
Chris Benoit vs. Muhammad Hassan (w/ Daivari)
Benoit gets the quick edge, but Daivari distracts Benoit, and Hassan is all over him. Hassan with a blue thunder backbreaker for 2. Benoit fights back and hits the Trifecta of Germans, but when Benoit goes for the 3rd, Hassan holds on the ropes, and tries to elbow out but hits the ref. Daivari hands Hassan the ring bell, and Benoit nails the 3rd German. Benoit goes for his Headbutt, but it looks like he hit the bell with his head…although it looks way off, JR sells it. Hassan gets a 2 count, then he low blows Benoit and gets DQed.
Winner via DQ – Benoit
Commercials.
JR and King introduce the Hall of Fame video…with the newest inductee…HULK HOGAN!!!!
Batista arrives, and Coach tells him HHH is pissed. Batista shrugs it off.
Flair runs in the locker room, and tells HHH that Batista is here, and he wants to go jump him. HHH says he has a better idea.
Commercials.
Shelton Benjamin vs. Gene Snitsky – WWE IC Title
Due to last week, if Shelton gets DQed, Snitsky will win the title. Back and forth to start, Snitsky goes for a Pump Handle, but Shelton flips through with a reverse DDT. Shelton hits the ropes, tries a Crossbody, but Snitsky catches him, and goes for a Fallaway, but Shelton gets away, hits the ropes, and goes right into a big boot. Snitsky gets a chair, misses Shelton, and Shelton drop kicks Snitsky, who then drops the chair. Shelton then hits the Stinger Splash, then the T-Bone for the win.
Winner – Shelton
SmackDown! Rebound
Commercials.
At WrestleMania 21, Piper’s Pit will return…and his guest will be STONE COLD!
Recap of Chris Masters destroying Stevie Richards, breaking his nose last week.
The Masterpiece vs. Jobber with black & yellow tights
Masters hits a quick Putski like sledge to the chest, then locks on the Full Nelson, which will now be called The Canseco (thanks Blatt).
Winner – Masters
Ad for Be Cool.
Commercials.
Another recap of the HHH/Batista saga, and JR brings out Batista for an interview. Batista says that ever since he was on RAW, the whole show has been about HHH. When Orton won the Title at SummerSlam, it was all about HHH. When he won the Royal Rumble it was still about HHH. So, he had a choice. Either go to Smackdown, and leave RAW to HHH, or stay on RAW and do something about it. JR asks if he is worried about HHH’s threats. Batista says that he will give HHH credit where credit is due. You don’t become a 10 time champ easily. But he is not afraid of HHH. This brings out HHH and Flair. They threaten to get in the ring, and Batista pummels Flair, as HHH pussies out. Demon Bomb on Flair.
Commercials.
WM Recall – Hardcore 24/7 at WMX8. Mighty Molly defeated Hurricane, then Christian defeated Molly…and so on.
Bischoff makes Flair vs. Batista for next week.
Chris Jericho vs. Maven
I missed a lot of this match sorry…Maven looks to have f*cked up a lot. Jericho makes him tap in the Walls.
Winner – Jericho
Jericho on the mic, he says that he wants to make an impact at WM, and he is thinking of him, with 5 others, and a steel ladder…
Commercials. New WM Commercial with Cena and JBL, from A Few Good Men…HAHA Coach is the Judge. Probably one of the best yet.
Christy comes out to debut her Playboy cover. Trish comes out, and takes out a can of spray paint, and starts to paint over the cover. The cover says Champion on it, and Trish says, ‘clearly there is a typo because you’re no champion sweetie,’ and spray paints that word out, and Christy comes up and slaps her. Trish comes back and nails the chick kick. She then takes the spray paint and spray’s ‘SLUT’ on her back. Awesome.
Commercials.
Candace and Stacy talking to ‘Superstar’ Billy Graham. Orton comes up, and Graham wants him to make an impact at WM, and wants him to be unique and special. That is want Orton wanted to hear, and he puts down a copy of SD magazine, with The Undertaker on the cover…
Maria with Edge. He cries some more about being over looked all the time.
Commercials.
Edge vs. Shawn Michaels – Street Fight
They go toe to toe right away. HBK takes down Edge, and HBK takes his belt off, and starts to whip Edge. Then he wraps it around his fist, and hammers away. They fall to the outside, and they fight into the crowd, then back over the wall, and HBK takes a guys camera from the front row, and takes a picture of Edge, and tosses the camera back. HBK gets a trash can from under the ring, and drills Edge. HBK goes around the other side, pulls out a ladder, but Edge comes around and levels him with the trash can lid. They go back in the ring, and Edge sets up a chair, and nails the Edgucution on the chair! HBK is bleeding like a stuck pig.
Commercials.
We come back and Edge has HBK in a sleeper. HBK fights back, takes out Edge, and goes after the ladder, but Edge drop kicks the ladder in HBK’s face. Edge goes up the turnbuckle, but HBK tosses the ladder at him. HBK sets the ladder up in the corner, whips Edge, but Edge stops, then drop toe hold’s HBK into the ladder…ouch. Edge then climbs the ladder, and hits a splash. Edge gets a chair, missed HBK, and HBK hits an atomic drop. HBK then picks up the chair and drills Edge. HBK lines up for the Chin Music, but Edge takes him out with a spear. Edge goes for a one man Conchairto, but HBK punches Edge in the balls…literally. Edge lines up for another spear, but HBK nails Chin Music and gets the pinfall.
Winner – HBK
ANGLE COMES THROUGH THE CROWD!!! He attacks HBK, pummeling him. He then nails an Olympic Slam. Angle accepts HBK’s challenge. Security guards come out, and Angle leaves through the crowd.
Show Over…So Awesome.
~PK
