This will be the shortest column that I have ever written. Sorry, but I’ve been behind the 8 ball to day and need to get going to get to MSG on time tonight. Scary thing though: Myself, Pk, Double M, Widro and I think Blatt will all be at MSG tonight. “We’re takin’ over!” On with the shortened show…
– If you have no clue what I’m writing about here, check out our here.
– Christy finally wins a match and Molly quits. In WWE, that’s a fair trade.
– Part of me didn’t want to see Orton wake up from the surgery.
– The last think I would think of would be having Hurricane shut Triple H up.
– $1000 dollars? You know your place on the totem pole when Triple H offers people $100,000 to take out another superstar and you can only offer $1000 to break out of your finisher…think about it…I’ll pay you $1000 to ruin my finisher…great job creative,
– I’ll be honest, I think Daivari is the more talented of the two.
– Shelton Benjamin and Chris Jericho will be an awesome feud. Does Shelton need a bit of help on the stick? Yes. But it’s hard to look good on the stick when you’re facing off with Jericho.
– When Lita and Kane met up, I felt as if she was meeting with Edge about Matt Hardy. “We’re just getting started…” could mean something about her having twins, one from Edge and one from Jeff Hardy. That would be real messed up.
– Hell hath frozen over…Christian wins a match!? Maybe they see talent in him after all.
– The build with Benoit and Edge is going along well.
– How do you kill someone’s heat two weeks after the big win? Have him do nothing for two weeks and then have the top heel challenge an announcer. Great job. Somebody go to WWE and take a writing job.
Overall: Not a bad show, but it doesn’t make me happy to see that I’m going to MSG to see Triple H against JR and Chris Masters’ $1000 challenge.
– Check out our report here.
– Booker T is going to win the US Title sometime in the near future, so it’s a moot point putting him the 3-Way. But hey, Booker T against Big Show at MSG will be better than Triple H vs. JR.
– Torrie Wilson beats her widowed stepmother; I still don’t care.
– I like Carlito’s Cabana. That hammock looks quite comfy.
– You know the tag division sucks when the new tag team will be getting the belts within like 2 weeks.
– Without the title, JBL really doesn’t mean anything. He can talk all the shit he wants, but if he doesn’t have the gold, he looks like shit. Maybe he’ll retire…one can only hope.
– Thanks for the marketing of title belts. Now we have crappy looking titles. I thought the US Title wasn’t bad. But the new WWE title is just horrible.
– Heidenreich turning face? It probably won’t make him look any more talented, but it should be fun for people to watch his poetry now…did I just say that?
– Seeing them give time to the cruiserweights gives me some hope for the future.
– Kurt Angle vs. Eddie Guerrero was some quality work. Too bad there were commercials, because if you put that on a PPV, you might have a ***** match. The angle advancement with Rey and Eddie was good as well.
Overall: Better than Raw, with some awesome work from Angle and Guerrero. Next weeks big match is Booker T vs. Big Show. Not too exciting, but it isn’t JBL vs. Michael Cole, so I’m happy!
Crown of Thorns: Raw
– Triple H will beat JR and Batista will brawl with him afterward…usual HHH feud.
– Chris Masters won’t have his masterlock broken.
– Victoria will win the Women’s Title and be released after the show.
– Pk will get drunk and face off against Jerry Lawler.
Crown of Thorns: Smackdown
– Big Show will beat Booker T after Orlando runs in.
– Rey and Eddie in a burrito eating contest,
– Widro runs in and gets killed by the cruiserweights.
– Matt Michael runs in and gets killed by JBL and Hardcore Holly because he “hasn’t earned his spot.”
Sorry this is short, but I did explain. I’ll make The Thursday Pulse a big one to make up for this atrocity. But for now, enjoy your day, bitches!
Oh wait! You should check out an internet GOD today as Matt Michael actually puts out a wrestling column, and there is no, I repeat no, tornado anywhere to be seen in it!
