You Complete Bar Steward! 10.17.05
Continuing in the fine tradition of last weeks ‘You Complete Bar Steward!’, I’m bringing you another old-school cocktail, the ‘Cosmopolitan’ and a slammer that goes by the name of ‘Irish Russian’.
Slammer of the Fortnight – Irish Russian
Difficulty Rating: 3/5
Taste/s: Harsh, Fizzy
Ingredients
1/4 Tia Maria
1/4 Vodka
1/4 Cola
Dash Guinness
Equipment
A Spoon
1 x 50ml Shot Glass
Instructions
Pour the Vodka, Tia Maria and the Cola into a 50ml shot glass, then VERY carefully, use the spoon to layer/float the Guinness on top of the drink.
A Penguin walks into a bar…
… goes to the counter, and asks the bartender, “Have you seen my brother?”
The bartender asks, “I don’t know, what does he look like?”
Cocktail of the Fortnight – Cosmopolitan
Difficulty Rating: 1/5
Taste/s: Fruity, Sharp
Colour/s: Red
Ingredients
Vodka
Cointreau
Cranberry Juice
Lime Cordial
Equipment
2 x 50ml Measures’
Cocktail Shaker
Served In: V-Shaped Cocktail Glass
Instructions
1. Pour a few shots of Vodka, a shot of Cointreau and as much Cranberry Juice as you like, into a Cocktail Shaker.
2. Add a dash of Lime Juice, shake, and strain into glass.
A Kangaroo walks into a bar…
He orders a beer. The bartender says, “That’ll be $10. You know, we don’t get many kangaroos coming in here, you know.”
The kangaroo says, “At $10 a beer, it’s not hard to understand.”
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Last Orders…
Well… one good thing leads to another as they say! Today you’ll also find a new column from me in the Wrestling Section called ‘Looking Ahead’, which gives you a look at the next WWE PPV’s, along with the latest news, rumors, etc surrounding them. Go check it out!
If you have any questions, queries, comments or general feedback, just drop me an email. Also, if you’ve tried a cocktail or drink that you liked (say, for example, when you were out on the razz one night) but can’t remember exactly what’s in it, give me a shout and I’ll try to find out what it’s called and what the correct ingredients are.
And that’s the end of that for a fortnight. Until next time…
Cheers!
Danny Wallace.
Disclaimer: Any drinks you see on here are solely intended for your drinking pleasure. Danny Wallace, InsidePulse and any associated companies are in no way responsible for your actions once these drinks are consumed. If you convince your ladyfriend to give you a ‘Baileys Blowjob’ and she pukes it back up on you, don’t blame us.
