A week parted from WrestleMania, so what does HEAT have lined up for us?
– Snitsky & Goldust vs. Brad Jay & Colt Cabana
The no entrance clause is in effect here as Snitsky gets together with his new partner since Tomko took the walk of shame about a week ago. Snitsky pretty much takes it to jobber number 1 for a while until the tag hits in both teams with Goldust taking it to number 2. Haha, get it? Yeah… so… near fall gets two for Dust and tag puts in Snitsky as he gets a huge clothesline over the shoulder of Goldust. The foot fetish takes center stage for a while while the shattered dreams connects on the other end. Super backflip ends the match.
Winner: (The Freak Show) Snitsky & Goldust
– Viscera vs. Lance Cade
Big Vis is going solo again as Venis will be out for a while, and the WM battle royal winner shoves off Cade for a while as this match is as slow as can be. Cade comes back into the ring and finally does some offense, chopping the leg and getting a two! More leg work, and is this the foot fetish edition of HEAT or something this weekend. Viscera fires back and lowers the Samoan drop, as the match spills outside. Back in, Cade gets another leg chop and uses the ropes for the win. Horrible match.
Winner: Viscera
– Matt Striker vs. Chandler McClure
They still are making Striker look like a fruit despite them feeding him jobbers every weekend. We get another lesson of something and the match finally starts as Striker gets in the cheap hits. Midway through the sweater finally comes off as he uses it as a choker, slamming jobber number 3 to the ropes. The right boot to the face connects and only gets a two! Match slows down for a bit, golden rule is planted. Ok.
Winner: Matt Striker
– Eugene vs. Trevor Murdoch
And sadly, this is the MAIN EVENT. Stupidness ensues as Eugene does the usual mimic every WWE superstar in the pass before getting beat down by the ‘bully’. DDT hits for Murdoch and Trevor actually wins this one. Wow.
Winner: >b>Trevor Murdoch
The HEAT Wave
This wasn’t a very good week for Heat as most of these matches were very low keyed and not all that good. Maybe we should get back to the Diva pic edition of Heat?
