WWE Superstar Umaga, who recently made headlines after he became the most discussed item at water coolers across the globe after his debut, is currently involved in what some insiders are describing as a blood feud with Minneapolis Mart, the owners of http://www.umaga.com/.
“I can understand why he’s so upset,” said Insi Depulse, Director of Communications for Minneapolis Mart. “Some crappy website that has nothing to do with me used my name as its address. Although, to be fair, thanks to the site I always get insight from former Survivor contestants I vaguely remember in regards to the current game. Eliza called Shane a nut! I’d love to see what happens if they wind up in the same tribe on an All-Star edition. That being said, since Umaga has debuted in the WWE we’ve gotten over a billion hits and business has improved two hundred percent. We’ll never release this domain name, no matter how many millions of dollars Umaga offers us.”
When asked to comment, Umaga grunted a few times and said his name loudly before slapping a Spirit Squad member. Insiders are speculating that Umaga may attempt to purchase the Minneapolis Mart, which is now less valuable than the website address bearing Umaga’s name.
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