Pulse Wrestling is proud to break the story that Vince McMahon hates me. I know this because I turned off a pretty good Ohio State/Florida national championship game to watch Raw, and Vince McMahon rewarded me by having a Rosie O’Donnell imitator who looked and sounded nothing like Rosie O’Donnell eat a cake shaped like a whale. While it was not at all funny and I’m pretty sure it was written by whoever was responsible for the movie Codename: The Cleaner, I also took the following into account while watching the sketch:
1. The ‘feud’ between Rosie and Donald stopped being interesting last week.
2. Any extra viewers who normally don’t watch wrestling would have instantly changed the channel after seeing the awful Rosie impression.
3. This program will not make a penny, it will not make people tune in, and it will make me feel embarrassed to be watching this garbage.
It’s number three that got to me. Vince McMahon is a business man. He is supposed to like making money. Knowing that this program won’t make any money, it had to occur to him that the only upside would be my embarrassment. Thus, there is no other conclusion one can reach than that Vince McMahon hates me.
Vince, I honestly apologize for anything I’ve done to offend you. OH GOD, SHE’S BACK ON SCREEN AND HITTING ON THE DIVAS! Vince, please give me an ironman match between The Great Khali and Chris Masters. Anything but this.
Stay tuned to Pulse Wrestling for more on this story.
