TNA Impact Spoilers

News, Spoilers

For the 26th February episode…

– The Beautiful People beat Taylor Wilde & Madison Rayne after Rayne turned on Wilde.

– Beer Money beat Rock & Rave in an Off The Wagon Challenge when Roode pinned Hoyt. Bye, Lance.

– Mike Tenay interviews the Main Event Mafia. Kevin Nash acts as their spokesperson and says everything is fine within the Mafia. He blames Jeff Jarrett for stirring up dissention in their ranks but that they respect one another and TNA cannot beat them. Jarrett turns up and claims Sting cannot possibly buy any of this crap (20,000 people out of 1.5 million viewers can’t be wrong!) and he wants Kurt Angle to challenge Sting for Destination X. Booker T asks Jarrett why he founded a company full of nobodies, which would be nothing without the Mafia. Jarrett presumably ignores this uppity query and announces an Angle/Sting contract signing for later.

– Don West gets on the mic and turns heel on Mike Tenay. He calls him a selfish prick for not standing up for him in some TNA management meeting earlier in the week. West says Tenay can stick his mic up his arse. He would, you know. Kinky bugger.

– Alex Shelley won a Four-Way Ladder Match against Jay Lethal, Chris Sabin and Consequences Creed. Suicide then beat them all up and grabbed the X Division Title.

– Sojo Bolt & Rhaka Khan beat Awesome Kong & Saeid, only for Kong to destroy them both afterwards.

– Jarrett brings the Mafia back out for the contract signing. Nash tells Jarrett the Angle/Sting match is not happening but Jarrett keeps baiting Angle until Angle lays him out. Mick Foley turns up and receives an Ankle Lock for being irrelevant. Sting then lays out Angle with a baseball bat and signs the contract. NON-SWERVE SWERVE! POST-VINTAGE RUSSO!