Harrak’s Quick Quips: WWE Raw (The Rock, John Cena, CM Punk, Chris Jericho)

– God, I hope they can put on a show tonight to follow up the phenomenal show they put on last night.

– Nice way to start off the show with the new establishment of power in the WWE.

– AND we open the show with The Rock! The Raw after WrestleMania is “water cooler” talk again.

– WWE Champion?! Really?!?! To have The Rock back in the title picture would be monumental.

– Santino in a triple threat match? I think we’re seeing the end of his US Championship reign.

– I think this is the first time I’ve ever seen Jack Swagger in tights that aren’t red, white and blue.

– Holy crap, I don’t think anyone expect that win.

– I have no idea what I just saw but it was kind of awesome.

– Is this the return of Kwang?

– How long till we get a “Shave your back” chant?

– Same A-Train finisher for Lord Tensai? That was a bit of a disappointment.

– Can we just get back to Mark Henry being irrelevant again?

– I’m guessing we’re not getting a GTS tonight…

– Gotta love the “YES! YES! YES!” chants constantly. They’re going to be deafening when Sheamus is trying to cut a promo.

– A Mark Henry/CM Punk program? Is this WWE-ECW again?

– God, the timekeeper keeps a lot of booze around during Raw.

– HAHA a “SI! SI! SI!” chant!

– They need to get out of Miami and Sheamus will be fine as a babyface champion. They just LOVE Daniel Bryan.

– I guess that 10 man tag match WWE announced Saturday, Sunday and this morning just isn’t going to happen.

– Things are not looking good for Cody Rhodes. I thought we were going to see him elevated into a program with Sheamus but that doesn’t look too likely after that match.

– Well that was a random Abraham Washington appearance. I’m not complaining, just seemed to come out of nowhere.

– Miz is back on the way up and Ryder is back on the way down. He’s never recovered after the Kane angle.

– If they are going to announce Rock vs. Cena 2 at WrestleMania 29, I think we’ll be able to hear an audible groan from every wrestling fan in the world.

– I really, truly never thought I would see the day Brock Lesnar returned to a WWE ring after how he left in ’04 at WrestleMania 20.

– And THAT is how to you put on a post-WrestleMania show!

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