WWE SmackDown Spoilers for Friday 3/8/13:
Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter kick things off with one of their typical promos about being “Real Americans”. Somewhere, Derringer is laughing. Alberto Del Rio and Ricardo Rodriguez interrupt and show a clip of them doing their own YouTube video on … Mexican food.
Match 1. Team Hell No def. 3MB
Dolph Ziggler says he will make history tonight.
Meanwhile, Ryback and Mark Henry go near each other and say nothing.
Match 2. Ryback def. Damien Sandow
Big Show gets questioned about The Shield attacking him after Raw went off the air. Show blamed Sheamus and Randy Orton and says he’ll knock anyone out.
Match 3. Alberto Del Rio def. Dolph Ziggler with the Cross Arm Breaker.
Backstage, Daniel Bryan runs into AJ, who got a bucket of water dumped on her by Ricardo during the match. Bryan said she looked like a wet puppy and AJ said she’s with the next World Champion, not with someone whose reign ended in 18 seconds at WrestleMania. Bryan said that since AJ is with Dolph, she should be used to 18 seconds. HUZZAH!
Brad Maddox has been doing commentary all night apparently, with Michael Cole and Josh Matthews.
Match 4. Mark Henry def. Yoshi Tatsu
Backstage, Sheamus said it will be his fault when he kicks Show’s head off tonight.
Match 5. Tamina Snuka def. Kaitlyn – non-title match
Backstage, Cody Rhodes and Sandow were watching. Cody asks Damien what he thinks of Kaitlyn, and he says she’s done her best even though she was the result of inferior genetics.
Fandango didn’t wrestle again. Thanks a lot Lillian.
Meanwhile, Teddy Long tried to teach Booker T how to say Fandango.
Match 6. Sheamus vs. Big Show was an unofficial no contest when The Shield interfered. Randy Orton made the save, and after some back and forth the faces cleared The Shield out. Show then KO’d Sheamus, but Orton hit the RKO on Show to wrap things up.
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