InsidePulse’s TNA iMPACT! Report

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Welcome to InsidePulse’s Live Coverage of TNA iMPACT! I am your host Jeremy Lambert bringing you not only updates from TNA but as an avid Colorado Avalanche fan, I’ll be channel flipping during commercials and bringing you Avs/Nucks updates. At Bound For Glory we saw the return of Team 3-D as well as Rhino winning the World Title from Jeff Jarrett. This week Team 3-D talks for the first time since their funeral. New stuff shall be in italics.

We begin with highlights from Bound For Glory followed by the Impact Opening video.

Abyss vs. Lance Hoyt: Punches by Hoyt to start. Clothesline by Abyss. Abyss goes for a leg drop but misses. Abyss ends up on the apron and Hoyt shoulderblocks him off. Suicide dive by Hoyt to the outside on Abyss. Abyss sends Hoyt into the railing and follows up with a clothesline. Back in the ring Abyss splashes Hoyt in the corner. They trade punches and chokes. Chokeslam by Abyss and Mitchell tosses a chair to Abyss. Hoyt kicks the chair into the face if Abyss. Hoyt covers but Mitchell pulls the leg of Hoyt. Hoyt chases Mitchell and runs into a chokehold from Abyss. Hoyt fights out but ends up on his back after a Black Hole Slam by Abyss. Abyss wins this one and as he poses with the tacks”¦the lights go out and Sabu is in the ring. Sabu has barbed wire around his warm and Abyss is scared out of his mind.
Winner- Abyss

Tonight: 3LK vs. AMW and Team 3-D speaks

Commercials

We came back and Tenay announces that TNA will have it’s first ever prime time special this Thursday. I’ll probably be on Live Coverage duty so check it out. Also, Tenay apologizes for the Ultimate X match at BFG and announces that there is a rematch on the Prime Time special.

Jarrett’s music hits and he has big news: His dad is meeting with WWE. Scratch that, Jarrett vs. Rhino for the Title on the Prime Time show.

A clip airs promoting the Prime Time special.

Jerrelle Clark vs. Christopher Daniels: Any takers on who wins? Daniels is intense to start. Aggressive punches and back elbows by Daniels. Arm drag followed by dropkicks by Clark. Clark tries a monkey flip out of the corner but Daniels lands on his feet and hits a STO. High knee by Daniels and then a boot choke. Clark fights back with clotheslines and then some wack ass move that combined a samoan drop with a capture suplex. It looked nice. Daniels ends up hitting the Angels Wings for the win
Winner- Christopher Daniels

Commercials

We are back and Raven slaps Riley for talking about “The Girl”

Alex Shelley & Rodderick Strong vs Sonjay Dutt & AJ Styles: I would love to see Shelley go over here but I just can’t see it. Who cares if this match has no real point AJ Styles is in it and thats all we need to know. AJ and Shelley start it off. AJ with his usual leap frog, drop down, dropkick sequence. It’s always a pretty sequence. The Sprinkler Elbow by Sonjay. Shelley fights back with a heel kick and Strong tags in. Good “I Landed On My Feet Too” sequences by Strong and Dutt. Sonjay hits some big move that I missed and we go to…

Commercials

When I flip back to the show I see D’Amore bitching about Ultimate X. On a good note, the Avs tied the Nucks at 2. Strong has Dutt in a front face lock, a good looking dropkick by Strong and he gets in AJs face. AJ spits in the face of people who arent cool. A cool looking backbreaker by Strong. Push this guy now. Corner splash by Strong. Shelley comes in and gets a hurricanrana by Dutt. Dutt tags in AJ who hits everything that moves. Strong over rotates on a backdrop and that looked like it hurt. Pump handle backbreaker by AJ on Shelley. Rock bottom backbreaker on AJ by Strong. Balanced Sprinkler by Dutt on Strong. AJ hits the Styles Clash on Strong for the win. That had some very nice spots in it.
Winner- AJ Styles & Sonjay Dutt

3LK is in the office of Zybysko. They want a rematch with Team Canada. Why? We’ve seen taht like 3,000 times. Kip James Special Guest Ref B*tch. Konnan is still mad at Kip, for no damn reason because Kip saved him at Bound For Glory and helped Killings in the gauntlet. I don’t understand this damn booking.

Commercials

Promo for TNA DVDs and the TNA World Title.

America’s Most Wanted vs. 3 Live Kru: 3LK does their usual mic work to start. This is a non title match by the way. Killings and Storm start it off. Killings gains control with a hurricanrana and a doubledropkick on AMW. AMW goes to the outside and Killings dives out onto them. Killings and Harris now in the ring and a leaping clothesline by Harris. Strom tags in and hits a back elbow on Killings. Harris back in and his suplex gets reversed by Killings. Storm and BG tag in and BG hits everything that moves. Big boot on Storm and shake rattle and roll on Harris by BG. Harris goes for the Catatonic but BG gets out. D’Amore comes out with the hockey stick but Kip is behind him and takes it away. Kip tosses the stick to BG. The ref takes it away from BG and Storm hits the superkick on BG for the win.
Winners- America’s Most Wanted

Team 3-D Arrives

Commercials

Team 3-D comes out to the ring and the crowd chants for tables. AMW is Team 3-D’s new favorite tag team. I guess Edge & Christian got replaced. AMW did not get the job on killing Team 3-D. It’s so much easier to type the Dudleyz than Team 3-D. They know everyone that was in the funeral home. Of course they do. Team Canada comes out and attacks but 3LK makes the save. 3-D on A-1. AMW and Jarrett attack Team 3-D and Rhino makes the save as the show ends

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