Mick Foley recently addressed the mob of people chasing after him day and night, yelling down at them from the 20 foot tree he had climbed which the mob was chopping down.
“FOR THE LAST TIME, I’M NOT MARK! I’M MICK! Listen to me, listen to reason, please! I have never molested a child! I love children! I wrote children’s books!”
“Didn’t you have a nude picture of an elf in one of the books?” a mob member asked.
“Yeah, but…”
The mob roared with anger, chopped down the tree, and spent the next 10 hours torturing Mick Foley to death. He was 37.
