12.03.05
Announcers are Joey Styles & Tazz
Report EXCLUSIVELY for Pulse Wrestling by: PK
The Hardy Boyz vs. MNM (w/ Melina)
Matt and Mercury start. Back and forth, and then they stand off. Nitro and Jeff come in to back up their partners. Nitro in, and Matt takes him down. Matt sets up for the Razor’s Edge, but ended up dropping Nitro in a sitdown powerbomb for. Melina distracts Matt, and now MNM is double teaming Matt. Matt looks to finally be able to get to Jeff, but Mercury knocks Jeff off the apron, and then MNM hits the Poetry in Motion on Matt. MNM then tries to hit the Twist of Fate, then the Swanton, but Matt reverses out of it, and finally gets to Jeff. Jeff is a house of fire, and takes out both members of MNM. Matt back up, takes Mercury out to the outside, and then leaps on him. Nitro leaps over the top rope, landing on both Matt and Mercury. Jeff then up on the turnbuckle, and dives on all 3 on the floor, back in the ring Poetry in Motion on Mercury, followed by the Twist of Fate, and Jeff goes for the Swanton, but Nitro pulls Mercury out. Nitro in with a springboard dropkick on Jeff for 2. Now, more double teaming by MNM on Jeff. Nitro then with his breakdancing leg drop for 2. Mercury knocks Matt off the apron, and Nitro pulls Jeff back to MNM’s corner. More double teaming by MNM, but this time they try to double catapult, but Jeff lands on the turnbuckle, and hits the Whisper in the Wind. Jeff gets to Matt, and Matt nails Side Effects on both Nitro and Mercury, then a 2nd rope leg drop on Nitro for 2. Nitro goes to the top, and Matt puts Mercury on the top, but both Hardyz go up after and nail SUPERplexes and the same time. Melina gets on the apron, but is dropkicked off accidentally by Nitro. Mercury tosses Matt into the ringsteps on the outside, and gets in, and MNM nails the Snapshot on Jeff. Matt makes the save on the pinfall, but is tossed back out of the ring. MNM puts Jeff on the top and it looks like they are going to do a Snapshot from the top rope. Matt comes in, takes both of MNM off the turnbuckle in a neckbreaker, then piles them on top of another, and Jeff nails a Swanton on both of MNM, and the Hardyz pick up the win.
Matt Striker vs. Balls Mahoney
Striker gets on the mic before the match, and says that this match will be contested under Extreme Rules….Extremely Enforced Rules. No Hair Pulling, No Off the Top Ropes moves, and No Bad Language. Tazz & Styles put over Balls, saying that he can wrestle technically. Striker dominates the match, working over Balls’ left shoulder. Striker hits the ropes, and Balls nails a Sky High Powerbomb for the pin.
Winner – Balls
Backstage CM Punk is warming up.
Also backstage, Sabu is laid out on the concrete, and the medics are tending to him. Heyman comes in not knowing what is going on.
Sylvester Terkay vs. The FBI (w/ Trinity)
The FBI comes out quickly, and works well together with constant tags. Burke finally out muscles them, and gets to the Terkay. The Shooters dominate the match. Burke is back in, but FBI starts to double team, with a double drop kick to Burke. Terkay gets in and cleans them out. Burke nails Mamaluke with The Stroke for the pin. After the bell, Terkay hits the Muscle Busters on Guido.
Winners – The Shooters
Sabu is being put in an ambulance, as RVD & CM Punk look on in confusion.
Tommy Dreamer vs. Daivari (w/ The Great Khali)
Dreamer hits the ropes, and Khali pulls the top rope, and Dreamer crashes to the ground. The Ref sees it, and ejects Khali. Dreamer then dominates the match, nailing a Reverse DDT. Dreamer psyches the crowd up, then calls for this DDT, but Daivari reverses it, and rolls up Tommy for the pin.
Winner – Daivari
Dreamer chases Daivari up the ramp, and Khali comes back out and choke slams Dreamer on the steel grating.
Heyman goes into Holly’s locker room, and puts him in Sabu’s place in the Chamber.
Mike Knox & Kelly Kelly vs. Kevin Thorn & Arial
I figured out half way through the match that this is a Mixed Tag Match. Thorn & Knox battle back and forth, and Thorn tags in Arial, and Knox has to tag in Kelly. Arial dominates, and as Kelly tries to tag out, Knox waves goodbye, and walks away. Arial choke drops Kelly and scores the pin.
Winners – Thorn & Arial
After the match, Arial beats down Kelly some more, but The Sandman comes out and makes the save.
Michael Cole backstage reminds us that WWE is on PPV again in 2 weeks with Armageddon.
Rebecca with Lashley. Lashley says he doesn’t care that Holly is now in the match, he will walk out ECW Champ.
Elimination Chamber video promos.
Big Show (c) vs. Rob Van Dam vs. Hardcore Holly vs. Test vs. CM Punk vs. Bobby Lashley – ECW Title – Elimination Chamber
Big Show is in the pod with the baseball bat wrapped in barb-wire.
CM Punk is in the pod with the chair.
Test is in the pod with the crowbar.
Lashley is in the pod with the table.
RVD & Holly will start the match.
Very slow start with Holly & RVD. On the outside, RVD tries to leap on Holly, but Holly ducks, and RVD grabs on the cage, then leaps toward Holly again, but misses again. Holly goes to the top, and leaps toward RVD, but RVD puts his boot up, and then RVD gets in the ring, and does his Rolling Thunder, and flips over the top rope, landing on Holly. Holly fights up, and suplexes RVD back in the ring. Time is up, and CM Punk is the next one in. He tosses the chair into Holly’s face, then springboard clotheslines RVD. CM then tries to toss the chair in RVD’s face, but RVD catches it and tosses it back. Holly takes out RVD, and CM lodges the chair in the turnbuckle, and sends RVD face first into it. CM then leaps on Holly on the outside, but Holly catches him, and tosses him face first into the chains of the Chamber. Holly then hits a Top Rope SUPERplex on CM for 2. The next chamber opens and it is Test.
Test slugs CM in the gut with the crowbar, and then gouges the already split open forehead. CM takes out Test, and then RVD slaps him with a chair. RVD then hits Holly with the chair and skateboards the chair into CM’s face. RVD then nails the 5* on CM for the pin. Test lines up for the Big Boot, and nails Holly, and scores the pin. RVD then levels Test, and goes to the top of Big Show’s pod for the 5*, but Big Show reaches through the chains and grabs RVD’s foot. Test slaps RVD with a chair, and tosses him to the mat. Test then places the chair over RVD’s face, climbs up on Show’s pod, and hits a giant elbow drop for the pin.
Lashley is the next in, but Heyman’s security won’t let his pod to open. Lashley takes the table, and puts it through the chains at the top of his pod, and then climbs out. Lashley just destroys Test, nailing him with the spear, and scores the pin. Lashley has just over a minute to wait until Show is in, and he is tossing the chair at Show’s pod.
Show comes in, and there is a stand-off between him and Lashley, barb-wire bat vs. chair. Show slugs away with Lashley using the chair as a shield. They fight to the outside of the ring, and Show misses a shot with the bat, and it gets caught in the chamber. Lashley starts beating on Show, and then tosses him through one of the pods. Lashley is pummeling Show in the pod. Show fights back and tosses Lashley back in the ring. Lashley hits the ropes, ducks a clothesline, and nails a spear for the win.
Winner and NEW Champion – Bobby Lashley
Lashley walks away with loads of pyro going off on the stage….this had ECW written ALL over it.
Show Over.
~Pk
