TNA Spoilers for March 13, 2008

News, Spoilers

Following are spoilers for tonight’s TNA Impact, based on Monday’s taping…

– Show opens with Jim Cornette in the ring announcing the following matches for Lockdown (where all matches are in the Six Sides of Steel):

TNA World Heavyweight Championship
Champ Kurt Angle vs. Samoa Joe

Lethal Lockdown
Team Cage vs. Team Tomko (4 on 4 matches)

– Christian cut a promo on Tomko, they brawl, and then Styles and Nash come out.

– Curry Man def. Petey Williams after Rocka Khan’s interference backfired. Following the match, Scott Steiner came out, put a bag over Petey’s head, taped his arms behind his back and brought him backstage.

– Samoa Joe cut a promo in the ring (wearing a suit!) on Angle, saying if he didn’t finally win the World Title after 3 years of trying, he won’t come back to Impact.

– Black Reign and Rellik def. The Motor City Machineguns, after which Dustin called out Super Eric, who came out and cleaned house.

– Kurt Angle def. Kaz via tapout due to the ankle lock, then cut a promo on Joe. Of course we can’t just have a grudge match as a TNA PPV main event, so Karen Angle says she wants to be separated from Kurt. Kurt agrees saying it will allow him to concentrate on his title match.

– The Rock and Rave Infection & Christy Hemme def. LAX & Salinas with Hemme pinning Salinas after a Guitar Hero shot.

– Gail Kim def. Velvet Sky, after which Angelina Love attacked Kim. Gail got out of the ring to avoid a double-team, but Kong and Melissa beat her down until ODB made the save.

– Kevin Nash & Christian Cage def. AJ Styles & Travis Tomko via DQ after a run-in from… Team 3D! Seriously? Lots of chairshots to Nash’s ankle, as the four apparent members of Team Tomko stood tall.

– Afterwards, 3D attacked Truck from Survivor, sitting in the front row.

Xplosion Spoilers

– Shark Boy & Sonjay Dutt def. Robert Roode & Johnny Devine via Shark Boy pin on Devine after a stunner.

Credit: PWInsider.com

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