Pulse Wrestling’s TNA Lockdown Report 4.19.09

Pre-Show Match:
Danny Bonaduce vs. Eric Young
Bonaduce is in tights (with 94 WYSP, his radio station, logos on it), and has an entrance robe. Bonaduce attacks a fan as he comes down to the ring. When the match starts, Bonaduce pulls out some nunchucks, and distracts EY with them. EY dominates the match, and he slam Bonaduce against the cage a few times. Bonaduce lays out EY, and hits a top rope rolling Senton for a 2 count. EY hits a powerbomb, but misses a top rope moonsault. Bonaduce picks up his nunchucks, and goes to hit EY with them, but EY ducks it, and rolls up Bonaduce for the pin.
Winner – Eric Young

After the match, Young and Bonaduce shake hands, but as EY turns around, Bonaduce hits him with this nunchucks, and then tries to choke EY out with them. Rhino comes down and makes the GORE GORE GORE save.

With about 12 minutes to go before the PPV officially begins, JB and Lauren go over the card.

Suicide (c) vs. Consequences Creed vs. Jay Lethal vs. Kiyoshi vs. Sheik Abdul Bashir – X-Division X-Scape Match
This match opens in a mess. Suicide looks smaller, he might still be Daniels. Lethal/Creed double team on all 3 of the guys. They hits a neckbreaker combo, and pin Kiyoshi. Bashir hits the WMDDT on Creed for the elimination. Suicide hits the Suicide Solution Lethal, but Bashir takes out Suicide, and covers Lethal for the pinfall. Now that it is down to 2 men, the winner escape the cage. Suicide whips Bashir to the rope, and Bashir dropkicks the door of the cage, but Suicide catches him before makes it all the way out. Suicide hits the bulldog to the 2nd turnbuckle, then goes to the top of the cage to leave. Bashir makes it up there to try and fight off Suicide, however Suicide knocks Bashir off. Kiyoshi comes back down to try and stop Suicide, but security pulls Kiyoshi off the cage, and Suicide leaps off the cage on top of Kiyoshi and the security for the win.
Winner – Suicide

Lauren with AJ & Daniels. They have no idea where Jarrett & Joe are, but they are on the same page with each other if they are going in the match with just the 2 of them.

Sojo Bolt vs. Daffney vs. Madison Rayne vs. ODB (w/ Cody Deaner)
Most of the match is 3-on-1 with ODB getting the beatdown. ODB fires up, and gets the flask from Cody on the outside. ODB spits the liquid in Sojo’s face, and then hits the powerslam for the pin.
Winner – ODB

They show Jarrett arriving.

Motor City Machineguns (c) vs. No Limit vs. LAX – IWGP Jr. Heavyweight Titles
This match will have all 6 men going at it at the same time, so this match will be a mess. MCMG hits the Made in Detroit (powerbomb/neckbreaker combo) on Yujiro for the pin.
Winners – Motor City Machineguns

Abyss cuts another crazy person promo.

Matt Morgan vs. Abyss – Doomsday Chamber of Blood Match
Morgan tossed a chair in the ring, and then brings in a bag of either tacks or glass, as he was coming down. Morgan dominated the match, and slaps Abyss with the chair. Morgan tosses the chair outside. Abyss is oozing blood. Morgan pulls out the bag of glass and goes to stab Abyss with it, but Abyss fights him away. Abyss cracks Morgan with the glass, and Morgan is now bleeding badly. Morgan takes out the ref, and a new ref comes down, but leaves the door open. Abyss goes outside and gets the chair, but Dr. Stevie Richards comes down to a pop, and pulls the chair away. Abyss doesn’t understand. Abyss lays out a bag of tacks on the mat, but Dr. Stevie doesn’t approve, and Morgan crotches Abyss and powerslams him on the tacks and makes the pin.
Winner – Matt Morgan

Awesome Kong (c) (w/ Raisha Saeed) vs. Taylor Wilde vs. Angelina Love (w/ Velvet Sky)
Another clusterfuck match. Taylor seems to be going out of her way to stay on the same side with Kong. Love is laid out, and Kong goes to the top rope! Kong goes for, and misses, a Harlem Hangover! Taylor misses Love with an elbow drop, and hits Kong instead. Love lays out Taylor, and brings Kong to the cage, and Love and Sky tie up Kong’s hair in the cage. Taylor then hits a high cross-body, but Love kicks out. Love looks legit hurt. Wilde doesn’t know what to do, and she goes to check on Kong, but Kong kicks Wilde, and Love pins her.
Winner and NEW Champion – Angelina Love

Promo on the Team 3D/Beer Money feud.

Beer Money, Inc (TNA Champs) vs. Team 3D (IWGP Champs) – Title vs. Title – Philadelphia Street Fight
The match starts out with all 4 men fighting through the crowd. Roode slaps Bubba with the cage door on the outside. Beer Money set up a table on the floor, and put the ringsteps right next to the table, and then they double suplex Devon off the steps trough the table. Back in the ring, Bubba hits Roode with a Bubba Bomb off the top rope! Beer Money then set up a table in the ring, but 3D eventually used it to hit the 3D on Roode for the pin.
Winners and New TNA Champions – Team 3D

Angle backstage cuts a good promo about all the young kids waiting for the ‘What If’s’. What if Angle hurts his neck again. What if Nash blows out his knee. Angle says that MEM will prove tonight why they deserve their spots.

Lethal Lockdown video package plays.

Team Angle vs. Team Jarrett – Lethal Lockdown
Kurt Angle & Chris Daniels starts the match for their teams. Daniels goes to town on Angle, and curb stomps him! Daniels locks on the Kojita Clutch, but then the clock runs down and Booker T comes down next to give the MEM the advantage. Daniels is able to fight the 2 of them off for a while, but eventually they double team him. AJ then comes out next, and we have a pretty even back and forth match for a while. Scott Steiner is the next man out, and he cleans out AJ & Daniels. He puts both men on the top rope, and then hits a Belly to Belly SuperPlex on Daniels, and then the Frankensteiner on Styles. The clock ticks, and Joe’s music is next, but they show him backstage talking to someone in the shadows. Joe eventually comes out and the Frontline has the control. Nash comes out next, and he has a HUGE elbow pad/brace on. Joe fights with Nash on the aisle, but Nash fends him off and gets in the ring. Jarrett is last in the ring, and the top comes down on the cage. They all go for some weapons, and Angle and AJ climb to the top of the cage. They fight a for a bit, and Angle knocks AJ out, and makes his way back down. MEM has the Frontline laid out, and AJ, who is still on the cage, leaps through one of the panels, landing on the MEM. Frontline then takes over, AJ holds Steiner up, and JJ goes to hit him, but Steiner moves, and JJ drills AJ. They all then take turns hitting each others finishers, until JJ gets a guitar, and looks at both Booker and AJ, hitting Booker, and letting AJ get the pin.
Winners – Team Jarrett

The lights go out, some music plays, and Bobby Lashley comes out. They show Angle very happy about this, and Jarrett very confused about it.

Mick Foley tells Lauren that the will tweek the match a bit, and that exiting the cage will also determine the winner, but wants the door locked shut, because you shouldn’t be able to win that way.

Sting (c) vs. Mick Foley – TNA World Championship
Sting opens up Foley’s cut, and works on his legs. Foley continues to try to exit the cage, but Sting keeps knocking Foley down. Sting goes for a Scorpion Death Lock, but Foley kicks Sting into the cage. Foley locks on the Death Lock on Sting! Foley wants to exit out the door, but it has been locked. Foley kicks out one of the Camera Men through the holes in the cage, and tries to squirm out that way, but Sting brings him back in. Foley has the barb-wire bat, and he swings it at Sting, but Sting continues to dodge, and then Sting tries to climb out, but Foley his Sting twice with the bat. Foley charges, but Sting dodges, and Foley goes face first into the cage with the bat. Sting gets the bat and hits Foley a few times. Foley fights back, and hits Sting a few times with a Socko fist. Both men then go to climb out of the cage, and Foley falls down, and hits the floor first for the win.
Winner and NEW Champion – Foley

Show Over.
~Pk