– David Hasselhoff announces that Randy Orton is the #1 contender for the World Heavyweight Title. Now there’s a sentence I never thought I’d have to type.
– Eve Torres beats Maryse to win the WWE Diva’s Title in a quick match.
– The Miz & Big Show claim to be the best tag team in wrestling. Bret Hart disagrees and brings out the Hart Dynasty.
– The Miz beats D.H. Smith after Big Show assistance. Smith had to beat Miz to get a shot at the tag titles.
– Evan Bourne beats Carlito in a quick match.
– John Cena beats David Otunga with an STFU. Batista watches at ringside. Crowd chants “you can’t wrestle” at, well, probably Otunga.
– Sheamus cuts a promo about his Street Fight with Triple H at Extreme Rules.
– Kofi Kingston beats Sheamus by DQ after Sheamus whacks him with a TV monitor. Sheamus inflicts further death upon Kofi.
– The Bellas beat Kelly Kelly & Gail Kim and Jillian Hall & Rosa Mendes in a Baywatch Match. David Hasselhoff is the Special Lifeguard. Santino Marella is the Special Referee. Jillian disputes the result but Hornswoggle saves the day.
– Batista and Randy Orton goes to a no-contest thanks to Jack Swagger interference. John Cena turns up to make Batista tap out again.
