TNA Impact Spoilers for Thursday, 7/29 with ECW Stars, Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, Jeff Hardy

News, Spoilers

The ECW Originals come out, now called EV2.0 Tommy Dreamer gets fans to chant that, then makes Brother Ray and Brother D-Von make up. Hulk Hogan comes out to be happy for ECW, then Abyss comes out to talk about “they” some more. Hogan makes Abyss vs. Dreamer tonight.

Hogan and ECW guys is just surreal.

Angelina Love defeats Sarita.

And Rey’s heart goes pitter patter.

Eric Young is goofy again after being kicked in the head.

Why is he back on my television? Oh, wait, I just won’t watch.

Ink, Inc defeat Orlando Jordan and Eric Young.

In the battle of who could care less.

Beer Money join Fortune. Ric Flair vs. Jay Lethal is on next week’s Impact and Kurt Angle tells AJ Styles that he’s next. The Global Title becomes the TV Title.

Every single bit of that works for me.

The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Beer Money in a cage match to get their first win and be down 2-1 in the best of five so far.

Awesome, to be certain.

Matt Morgan mocks Mr. Anderson so they brawl. Jeff Hardy had to save Anderson, but a security guy attacked him until agents made the save.

What?

Rob Terry crushes Kazarian.

Because why not?

Jeff Hardy and Anderson defeat Morgan and a security guy.

What?

Eric Bischoff says 8/12 Impact will be all ECW stars, with Abyss vs. RVD with the weapon hanging from the ceiling.

So, why pay for it then?

Tommy Dreamer and Abyss go to a no contest when Raven attacks Dreamer to set up their Hardcore Justice match.

If you’re doing classic ECW, Raven vs. Dreamer works.

Glazer is a former senior editor at Pulse Wrestling and editor and reviewer at The Comics Nexus.