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Dolph Ziggler (c) (w/ Vickie Guerrero & Kaitlyn) vs. Kofi Kingston â€“ WWE Intercontinental Championship
If Ziggler gets DQed or Counted Out, the championship will change hands. Kofi starts out strong, and quickly tosses Ziggler to the floor. Vickie is tending to him, and Kaitlyn helps, but Vickie sends her to the back. Ziggler just barely gets in the ring before the 10 count. Kofi sends Ziggler to the corner, and follows him in, but Ziggler gets his feet up. Ziggler takes over, nails a hangmanâ€™s neckbreaker for 2. Dolph continues to work over Kofiâ€™s neck, and hits a Famasser for 2, Dolph lays Kofi out, and hits an elbow drop to the back of Kofiâ€™s neck for another 2. Ziggler sends Kofi to the corner, and charges in, but Kofi swings his feet in Zigglerâ€™s face. Kofi goes to the top, and hits a top rope crossbody. Kofi follows it up with the Boom Drop, and is calling for Trouble in Paradise, which Ziggler ducks, and then attempts to lock on the sleeper. Kofi is able to fight out, and hits the SOS Rollup for 2. Ziggler rolls to the floor, and Kofi then just jumps on him from the apron, and rolls him back in the ring. Kofi goes for the SOS again, but Ziggler reverses out of it, and hits the Zig Zag for the pin
Winner â€“ Ziggler
Grisham with Edge. He says Grisham shouldnâ€™t be asking how he is going to go through 5 other men, but how the 5 others will be going through him.
CM Punk comes out, and says that he loves Chicago (me too!). He says he loves the skyline, Navy Pier, the museums, the history, everything about Chicago. However, he hates the inhabitants. He says that they all destroyed his city. The teamsters, the corrupt politicians, the White Sox, the Suzy Homemakers who fatten their kids with fast food. He says that Chicago should be burned to the ground again, and he alone should be allowed to re-create the city in Straight Edge utopia. He says that he hates Big Show, and that he is not scared of Big Show, and he will not run. He is David, and his power will be the almighty Straight Edge.
CM Punk vs. Big Show
Punk tries to hit some kicks to the gut & hamstrings, but Show just shoves him off. Show hits a chop so hard, that Punk flies out of the ring. Show follows, and Punk is able to run him into the ringpost. Show is laid out on the floor, Punk back in the ring, and slingshots over the top rope into a swanton on Show, similar to what Eddie Guerrero used to do, but Punk went all the way to the floor. Show gets back in, and Punk keeps on him, stomping away, and hitting a big roundhouse while Show was on his knees. Punk goes to hits his slingshot clothesline, but Big Show tackles him right out of the air. Show then nails the Knockout Punch for the pin.
Winner â€“ Big Show
Jericho with Josh Matthews. Jericho reminds us that he beat Austin & Rock in the same night, he won the 5-Man Scramble 2 years ago, and he won the Elimination Chamber match back in February, and it is all because he is the best in the world at what he does.
They go back to the announce table, and Cole reminds us that Jericho will leave WWE if he doesnâ€™t win tonight.
Daniel Bryan/The Miz feud promo.
The Miz (c) (w/ Alex Riley) vs. Daniel Bryan â€“ WWE United States Championship
Bryan quickly goes for the LaBell Lock, but Miz slides out of the ring. Miz takes over the match, and he works over Bryanâ€™s shoulder. Bryan fights back tosses Miz to the floor, then hits a suicide dive on him right in front of the announce table. Bryan tosses Miz back in, and he goes to the top, then hits a missile drop kick for 2. They start going punch for punch, Bryan backs Miz in the corner, then hits a running drop kick in the corner. Bryan puts Miz on the top of the turnbuckle, and climbs up with him. Miz tosses Bryan off, and crotches him on the top rope, then clotheslines him off, but only gets a 2 count. Bryan with a quick rollup, but only gets 2. Riley gets on the apron, distracts Bryan, Miz comes from behind, but misses hitting Bryan, and nails Riley. Bryan with another rollup for 2. Miz snaps, takes down Bryan, and pummels him. The ref pulls Miz off, but when he goes back to get on Bryan, Bryan pulls him into the LaBell Lock for the win!
Winner & New US Champ â€“ Daniel Bryan
Cena with Matthews. He spouts off a bunch of percentages. Says that he will win tonight.
Bella Twins, Eve, Kelly Kelly, Gail Kim, Alicia, Natalya, Jillian, Tamina, Maryse, Rosa, and Layla are coming out ringside for the Womanâ€™s Unification Match.
Melina (Divaâ€™s Champion) vs. Michelle McCool (Womanâ€™s Co-Champion) â€“ Title Unification Match
Layla is pouting at ringside. Some back and forth action, Michelle goes for the Faithbreaker, but Melina pulls herself up, and reverses it into a X-Factor for 2. Michelle & Natalya bicker a bit, then the rest of the Divaâ€™s attack Michelle. While the ref is distracted, Layla gets in the ring, and distracts Melina, just enough to allow Michelle to get back in, and hits a big boot, knocking out Melina for the pin.
Winner & Undefined Champion â€“ Michelle McCool
LayCool celebrate & leave together, so it appears as if it was a ploy all along.
Grisham is with Wade Barrett. Barrett says that he is up against 5 of the best of the current WWE, but he is the future of the WWE, and will become the WWE Champion.
Kane (c) vs. The Undertaker â€“ No Holds Barred â€“ World Heavyweight Championship
UT is introduced first, and as Kane makes his way down, UT runs up the ramp, and starts beating on Kane. They fight their way to the ring, and Kane takes over. He slams UT head first on the announce table, and follows it up with hitting the table cover. Kane goes to whip UT into the wall, but UT reverses it, sending Kane over the wall by the bell table. UT then runs and leaps over the wall on Kane. Back in the ring, UT drops the straps, and hits a choke slam. UT goes for the Tombstone, but Kane flips it over, and nails a Tombstone himself for the pin!
Winner â€“ Kane
Grisham with Orton, he doesnâ€™t have anything to say.
They announce Tag Team Turmoil for the Tag Team Championship.
The Hart Dynasty (c) (w/ Natalya) vs. The Usoâ€™s (w/ Tamina) â€“ Tag Team Turmoil Match #1
(disclaimer: I have no clue which is Jimmy or Jey, so I will just guess)
Smith is a powerhouse to start the match. He goes for a Sharpeshooter on Jey, but Jimmy pulls him out. Kidd hits a top rope moonsault on both on the floor! Kidd tries to put Jimmy in the Sharpshooter, but Jey takes out DH, and then running Big Boots Kidd while the ref is distracted, and the Usoâ€™s score the pin.
The Usoâ€™s vs. Vladimir Kozlov & Santino Marella â€“ Tag Team Turmoil Match #2
Santino is all over Jimmy, and as Jey tries to interfere, Vlad takes him out to the floor. Santino is cueing up the Cobra, and Tamina is on the apron copying him. Santino is distracted by this, and Jimmy hits Santino with a Samoan Drop for the pin.
The Usoâ€™s vs. Mark Henry & Evan Bourne â€“ Tag Team Turmoil Match #3
Henry makes short work of Jimmy, hitting the Worldâ€™s Strongest Slam, then letting Bourne follow it up with the Shooting Star Press for the pin.
Mark Henry & Evan Bourne vs. Cody Rhodes & Drew McIntyre â€“ Tag Team Turmoil #4
The match broke down quickly, and Drew kicked Henry in the head, very hard. Drew & Henry go to the floor, and Cody hits the Crossroads on Bourne for the pin.
Winners & New Tag Team Champions â€“ Drew McIntyre & Cody Rhodes
Matthews with Sheamus. He says that he has won all his biggest matches of his career, and he will do it again tonight.
Sheamus (c) vs. John Cena vs. Edge vs. Chris Jericho vs. Wade Barrett vs. Randy Orton â€“ Six Pack Elimination Match â€“ WWE Championship
The match breaks out into a huge mess. I guess this is not tag in rules. Jericho & Cena square off in the ring, Cena hits the running Bulldog, and Orton pops in with a RKO for the pin on Jericho, and he is eliminated. Jericho can not believe he just lost. He slowly walks to the back, and the other 5 are just watching him, as if they can not believe that Jericho will really be gone from the WWE.
Barrett is surrounded by the other 4, and they pounce on him, and send him to the floor. Cena & Orton take out Sheamus & Edge right afterward. Cena & Orton then square off, and Orton goes for the Viper DDT, but Cena slides off the ropes, and body drops Orton over the top rope, landing on the apron. Orton & Edge they try to suplex Cena to the floor, but Barrett breaks it up. Sheamus & Edge now team up, and they are controlling the match, taking out the other 3. The alliance crumbles, and Edge goes for a Spear, but Sheamus misses, and hits the Irish Curse Backbreaker. Sheamus lines up for the Pump Kick, Edge ducks it, hits a spear. Orton in, goes for the RKO on Edge, but Edge pushes out, Cena in, picks up Orton for the FU, Orton slides out right into the Spear from Edge. Cena gets Edge and nails the FU for the pin, and Edge is eliminated.
Barrett attacks Cena right away, and he slugs away with some punches right to Cenaâ€™s face. Barrett lifts Cena up for Wasteland, but Cena slides out, and lifts up Barrett for a FU, but Barrett turns it into a DDT, but only gets a 2 count. Cena ducks a few punches, hits a running shoulder block, then the back drop, then the 5 Knuckle Shuffle. Cena goes for the FU, but Sheamus breaks it up. Cena quickly locks Sheamus up in the STFU. Sheamus looks like heâ€™s about to tap, but Sheamus is able to crawl his way to the ropes to get the break. Otunga, Slater, Tarver & Gabriel run out and distracts Cena. Cena then turns right into Wastland from Barrett for the pin, and Cena is eliminated.
Nexus then attacks Orton at ringside, and feeds him to Barrett. Nexus then circles the ring, waiting for Barrett to strike, and Cena then attacks them with chair shots. Barrett has Orton up for Wasteland, but Orton slides out and hits the C+. Orton then hits the RKO for the pin, and Barrett is eliminated.
Sheamus is waiting for Orton to get himself back up, and he nails Orton with the Pump Kick, but only gets 2. Sheamus gets Orton up for the High Cross, but Orton slides out, and nails Sheamus with a RKO for the pin.
Winner & New Champion â€“ Randy Orton