Impact opens with Kurt Angle cutting a promo on Jeff Jarrett and Karen Angle, saying he was a good husband and father and would reveal Karen’s skeletons. Jarrett comes out, only to get beat up by Kurt. Eric Bischoff and Ric Flair have security remove Angle.
This went from an angle about quality of wrestler to melodrama in record time.
Mickie James won a Four Way, pinning Madison Rayne in a match that also had Tara and Sarita.
Just put the damn belt on James already.
Ric Flair cuts a long promo, then Matt Morgan pins Rob Terry in five seconds.
Abyss and Terry lay out Morgan.
Just the feud the world was demanding…
Backstage, AJ Styles hypes Kazarian for his match. When Kaz leaves, Red lays AJ out and says in two weeks “they†are coming to end Immortal.
FFS, again?
Kaz defeated Jay Lethal using the ropes.
Hey, a match I’d like to see on Impact! Who would’ve thought…
Jeff and Karen Jarrett come to the ring when Kurt Angle attacks Jeff. Karen gives him a low blow and Kurt is laid out.
The heat for this is said to be off the charts.
Jeff Hardy defeated Tommy Dreamer.
What happened to Jeff/RVD?
AJ Styles is nervous backstage with Ric Flair about they, but Flair isn’t worried. Hogan will apparently return at “Against All Odds.†Dissension is teased when Angle shows up and says he will go after Flair next week if Jarrett isn’t present.
Is Hogan they again? That would be hilarious.
Beer Money defeated Ken Anderson and Rob Van Dam. Jeff Hardy distracted the referee while Matt hit the Twist of Hate on RVD.
I see why Ken and RVD got a title shot, since they lost to the Hardyz last week.
The following was likely taped for another episode:
Brian Kendrick tries to show Bubba Ray yoga, but is laid out for his trouble.
You couldn’t make it up.
Ric Flair and Eric Bischoff yell at Jeff Jarrett to get his gear on.
Brother Devon calls out Buba Ray, who comes out slowly, only to be thrown in the ring by Kendrick. Devon beats on him until security allows Ray to get the advantage and conchairto Devon.
At least the Spanky nonsense paid off for once.
Kurt Angle hits the ring and waits for Jarrett. Gunner and Murphy get the upper hand on angle, so Jarrett gets the advantage. Angle comes back and chokes Jeff, but Karen runs out and begs Kurt to stop. Immortal comes out to destroy Angle and do, but Abyss has a his weapon sticking out of his back. Red is screaming that “they†are coming allowing Angle to clean house.
Please, Please let this be a ROH invasion. They have nothing else left.
