– C.M. Punk kicks things off with the Straight Edge Pledge to combat youth drinking in Canada. He has three indie workers on stools in the ring with him. Punk, Serena and Luke Gallows shave all three heads. Rey Mysterio then turns up and shows photos of what Punk would look like bald. A lot like Ivan Koloff, apparently. Punk gets mad and beats up the three new straight edge pledges.
– Layla & Michelle McCool, as co-Women’s Champions, beat Tiffany & Kelly Kelly.
– Big Show cuts a promo mocking Jack Swagger, claiming one of his best accomplishments was knocking Swagger out.
– JTG beats Caylen Croft.
– Vickie Guerrero tries to get a spot on the new edition of the Peep Show but Christian brushes her off. He claims his guest is somebody he never saw eye-to-eye with.
– Vance Archer & Curt Hawkins win a squash match.
– Big Show mocks Jack Swagger some more, claiming that chokeslamming Swagger through a table was another of his favourite accomplishments.
– Kofi Kingston beats Jack Swagger in a non-title match after Big Show distracts Swagger.
– Hornswoggle is the guest on the Peep Show. Christian teaches him how to speak Canadian and all about beer and hockey. Vickie and Chavo Guerrero interrupt him to shut down the show as Hornswoggle hides in a box. Dolph Ziggler attacks Christian from behind and lays him out.
– Rey Mysterio & MVP beat C.M. Punk & Luke Gallows when Mysterio pins Punk. The masked man tries to interfere but fails.
– Drew McIntyre interviews backstage and says he deserves the Intercontinental Title. Kofi Kingston interrupts and disagrees with him.
– Big Show beats Drew McIntyre by DQ. Swagger tries to interfere with a chair but Show punches it into his face.
Tags: big show, christian, cm punk, Hornswoggle, jack swagger, Kofi Kingston, rey mysterio, Smackdown, Spoilers, Straight Edge Society, WWE