The results for this Thursday’s ever so exciting televisual broadcast…
– Kurt Angle cuts a promo in the ring with the Main Event Mafia, bragging about their success at Final Resolution. A.J. Styles interrupts and Angle challenges him to get in the ring and talk to Sting. He does. A.J. challenges Angle to get out of the ring. They do. A.J. and Sting start to fight but the rest of the Mafia attack until the Frontline makes the save. Angle promises to eliminate one member of the Frontline tonight. Can’t beat a good DEATH.
– Eric Young beat Sheik Abdul Bashir in a tournament match to determine the new X Division Champion.
– Alex Shelley beat Jay Lethal in an X tournament match. Shelley and Chris Sabin challenged Mick Foley to come face them but SUICIDE beat them up instead.
– James Storm beat Abyss in a Beer Bottle ON A POLE Match. Storm broke a bottle on Matt Morgan’s head afterwards.
– Brother Ray challenged Kurt Angle to get in the ring. He does. Ray challenges Angle to a match without interference from either side. If Ray wins, the Mafia disappears. If he loses, the Frontline disbands. Angle agrees. No DEATH so far.
– Ray tells the Frontline to leave so he can take care of Angle. Samoa Joe is reluctant to do so but eventually does. Finally, Ray persuades Devon to leave too.
– Angle tells the Mafia to get the fuck out of his fucking face so he can fucking fuck that fat fucker Ray up and fucking get the fuck out of here to join the rest of those crazy Mafia fucks to go fuck some fat fucking hookers with them. BESTIAL SEX.
– Deal Or No Deal time with the Feast Or Be Fired briefcases. Hernandez won a world title shot. Curry Man is fired but doesn’t quite understand what is happening. He thinks he is going to get a new contract as security escorts him away. Homicide gets the X title shot against the champion who does not exist.
– Christy Hemme beat Soujorn Bolt. Hemme offers Bolt a handshake afterwards but gets slapped in return. PULL-APART BRAWL.
– Kurt Angle and Brother Ray went to a double count-out. They brawled backstage and Ray had Angle cornered until the Mafia turned up and beat on Ray. They throw him in a dumpster and EMTs come out to check on him. Sting only watched the beating and walked away before the dumpster got involved.
Credit: Al Snow’s Useful PPV Appearance
