– Finlay beats Batista by DQ when Batista refused to listen to the referee’s count, preferring instead to beat up Finlay with the ring steps and slam him on the floor. Batista then states that Finlay represents all the other Royal Rumble competitors, since he is going to win the Rumble and end The Undertaker’s undefeated streak at WrestleMania.
– Dolph Ziggler beats Jimmy Wang Yang.
– C.M. Punk and Luke Gallows save another fan, this time shaving the long hair off of a female fan. The woman was Mia Mancini from FCW, formerly Serena Deeb from SHIMMER.
– John Morrison & R-Truth beat Chris Jericho & Drew McIntyre when Truth pins Jericho. Uh, okay.
– Michelle McCool and Layla have a buffet of food in the ring to make fun of Mickie James. Maria turns up to call them morons. Mickie says Michelle and Layla look nothing like real women and they will never run her off of Smackdown. Michelle says fans can watch WWE and Animal Planet at the same time when Mickie is out there. They fight and Beth Phoenix decides to help the heels. Mickie winds up getting a cake in her face and food dumped on her.
– Cryme Tyme vs Charlie Haas & Mike Knox never happens because Kane turns up to kill them all.
– Matt Hardy & Khali Hardy beat the Hart Dynasty when Hardy rolls up Harry Smith.
– Rey Mysterio calls out Undertaker, who admires Rey’s bravery but says he will still rest in peace at the Rumble. After Taker leaves, Batista attacks Rey again and runs out through the crowd.
– Mysterio beat Batista in a dark match thanks to an assist from Kane, who chokeslammed Punk, who had run in to attack Hardy, who had run in to attack Jericho, who had run in to attack Mysterio.
