TNA Impact Spoilers this Thursday for 1/13/11 (The Hardy Boyz, RVD, Kennedy)

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Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machineguns after Alex Shelley accidentally hit Chris Sabin.

I don’t like breaking these two up and especially not during the Dudleyz breakup feud.

Mr. Anderson came out to cut a promo about working for the title. Matt Morgan is out and says Kennedy can have his moment, but Morgan wants the title. Eric Bischoff is out to announce that Anderson will give Jeff Hardy is re-match at the next PPV. Jeff Hardy is on the screen only to be jumped by RVD. Kennedy goes to join in, but Fortune lay out the faces.

What a fustercluck.

Pope Dinero runs down Samoa Joe, comparing his wife to a pig, so Joe promises to kill him.

Well, that’s one way for Pope to get better in the ring, but when did he turn heel?

Beer Money are found laid out.

It was Cena! He promised to take out Nexus one-by-waaaait a minute…

Jeff Jarrett, Kurt Angle and Karen Angle have a three-way confrontation.

This actually makes me uncomfortable. They’re grown men, but this is still wildly awkward.

TNA Knockout Tag Team champs Winter and Angelina defeated Madison Rayne and Tara.

Forgot those titles still existed.

Anderson is out for another promo. WWE didn’t let him be himself.

Because now he calls himself an asshole. Serious reminder, he didn’t come up with any of his gimmick.

Matt Morgan beat Abyss. Rob Terry, Ric Flair and Abyss laid out Morgan.

They really should use Flair’s dates more wisely.

The Hardy Boyz defeated Rob Van Dam and Ken Anderson after Beer Money interfered. Fortune destroyed Anderson and RVD.

Weren’t Beer Money laid out?

Glazer is a former senior editor at Pulse Wrestling and editor and reviewer at The Comics Nexus.